The Five Count Are Not Chauvinist Pigs…

For this episode of The Five Count we spent a lot of time apologizing for our past chauvinistic digressions. Ton was especially disappointed about his tendency to be piggish in the past. During the show we also compared David Bowie to the McDonald’s Big Mac Moon, planned a hacky-sacking road trip to Oregon, and Ton talked with a caller in great detail about the art of sandwich making. The show was devoid of all misogyny.