The Five Count Is Thick As A Brick…

This was another two-hour installment of The Five Count. During the first hour we reminded Southern Minnesota why the band Nazareth is best listened to whilst wearing a banana hammock, gave away a bunch of Bette Midler albums, and extended our condolences to Rascal DNA. They were recently stricken ill by tainted cantaloupe.

During the second hour we discussed making a sequel to The Blair Witch Project, explained why ALF sucks, and Ton shared a story about polishing Jethro Tull’s flute. He was flute roadie on their Thick as a Brick tour in ’72. That’s when he received his “Aqualung” nickname!