Audio Posts

A Chat With WWE’s Braun Strowman…

The Five Count recently had a chance to speak with WWE Superstar Braun Strowman. Standing at 6′ 8″ and weighing 385 lbs., Braun has had high-profile feuds with everyone from Brock Lesnar to Roman Reigns in his young career. He’s also a former member of The Wyatt Family. You can see “The Monster Among Men” Oct. 21 at Verizon Center in Mankato with WWE Live. See him Oct. 22 at Target Center in Minneapolis for WWE TLC: Tables, Ladders & Chairs.

The Five Count Remembers Tom Petty…

During this episode of The Five Count we payed tribute to the late Tom Petty, Dustin described his recent experience at a Hanson concert, Ton explained how he can give people genital warts with his guitar solos, and we discussed in great detail why some men sit down when they pee. Apparently, it happens more often than you’d think. Wipe the seat!

The History Of The Five Count…

During a recent trip to The Five Count Audio Vault, we unearthed an interesting recording we forget existed. In the midst of the summer of 2013 we were approached by a gentleman from Minneapolis’ Stubble Magazine who wanted to write a feature on us. Unfortunately, that story was never published. The good news is we had the foresight to record the interview Stubble’s Tom Q. Johnson conducted with us for the article. It’s an interesting look (listen) into the origins of The Five Count and what we were complaining about back in 2013.

 

An Evening With WWE’s Charlotte Flair…

This installment of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with WWE Superstar Charlotte Flair. Charlotte is a former WWE Divas Champion, NXT Women’s Champion, and WWE Raw Women’s Champion. She’s also the daughter of the legendary “Nature Boy” Ric Flair. During the show she gave an update on her father’s current health, discussed how far the women have come in the WWE over the last few years, and described her new book “Second Nature: The Legacy of Ric Flair and the Rise of Charlotte.” Wooo!

During the rest of the show we discussed getting He-Man-related tattoos, Ton warned his daughter’s potential suitors about the amount of weapons he owns, and Teri T. from Minnesota 93 made her return to the show after a decade absence. She mostly came looking for sandwiches.

An Evening With She-Ra: Princess Of Power’s Melendy Britt…

This episode of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with actress Melendy Britt. Melendy is best known as the voice of “She-Ra” on the cartoon She-Ra: Princess of Power. She also appeared on TV shows like Weird Science, Cheers, and Gilmore Girls. During the show she discussed how she got her start in acting, working for the Filmation company, and why “She-Ra” was a great role model for kids. For the honor of Grayskull!

During the rest of the show we discussed Ton’s new job as replacement Hugh Hefner, we shared our various tips and techniques for waterbed courting, and we went on an adventure with He-Man and She-Ra to learn the secret of the sword! We also coughed a lot into the mics.

A Chat With Little House On The Prairie’s Bonnie Bartlett…

The Five Count recently had the chance to interview actress Bonnie Bartlett. Bonnie is best known for her role as “Grace Snider Edwards” on the TV show Little House on the Prairie. She’s also appeared on TV shows like St. Elsewhere, Home Improvement, Boy Meets World, and films like Twins and Salem’s Lot.

The Five Count’s Garbage Pail Of Bernie Brains…

During this installment of The Five Count we paid tribute to actor Bernie Casey and wrestling legend Bobby “The Brain” Heenan, Ton set the record straight on why he left his job at Hy-Vee, we discussed which song we would like to own handwritten lyrics for, and we spoke with Joe Simko & Jeff Zapata, the directors of the documentary 30 Years of Garbage: The Garbage Pail Kids Story. After that, Ton knitted a wiener sweater!

An Evening With Boy Meets World’s William Daniels…

This episode of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with actor William Daniels. William is best known as the voice of “KITT” on the show Knight Rider and for the role of “Mr. Feeny” on the show Boy Meets World. He’s also appeared on TV shows like St. Elsewhere, Grey’s Anatomy, Girl Meets World, and films like The Graduate and 1776. During the show he discussed his favorite roles over the years, acting with his wife Bonnie Bartlett, and his new book “There I Go Again: How I Came to Be Mr. Feeny, John Adams, Dr. Craig, KITT, and Many Others.” Class dismissed!

During the rest of the show we discussed the various job prospects for unemployed clowns, argued about which year we would visit if we had a time machine, and decided which “Coed Naked” shirts were our favorites. Ton lost interest in the show halfway through when he started watching the Canelo vs. GGG fight.

A Chat With Jem And The Holograms’ Britta Phillips…

The Five Count recently spoke with actress/musician Britta Phillips. Britta is best known as the singing voice for the character “Jem” from the cartoon Jem and the Holograms. She’s also one-half of the group Dean & Britta and a member of the band Luna.

No Whammies, Dig It…

During this episode of The Five Count we named our favorite movie villains, Ton chastised Dustin for wearing too much tape on his broken glasses, we explained the importance of taking your car to the car wash on a regular basis, and we discussed which game shows would be better if they were hosted by Randy “Macho Man” Savage. Turns out, it’s all of them!