Audio Posts

An Evening With “Genuine Nerd” Toby Radloff…

This was our special “Tribute to Nerds” edition of the show. We not only played musical selections dedicated to nerds, but we also had a very special interview with “Genuine Nerd” Toby Radloff. Toby is best known for his appearances in both the film and comic book series, American Splendor. He also appeared in the cult film Killer Nerd and it’s sequel, Bride Of Killer Nerd. Toby discussed what it means to be a nerd, the harsh mistress known as Hollywood, his memorable appearances on MTV, and sang songs about toilet paper. Nerd, nerd, nerd, nerd, nerd!

The Five Count Grows A Pair…

We really helped a lot of people in need during this edition of The Five Count. We started off by giving some gardening tips to a caller who needed to “grow a pair.” After that we reassured an apprehensive student about the positives of living in the dorms. STDs build character!

 

Caller One’s Birthday Blowout…

This was the special “Ton’s Birthday Blowout” edition of The Five Count. Everything was going swimmingly until we realized Ton didn’t show up for his own party. Out of anger, the show was quickly changed to the “Caller One Birthday Blowout” show. Caller One was much more appreciative!

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Full-Contact Courting…

During this edition of The Five Count we discussed the advantages of full-contact courting, the approaching Friendship Day holiday, and the mystery of Ton’s recent bout of Dutch Elm disease. It was radio at its finest!

The Five Count’s Vacation…

We spent this edition of The Five Count talking about how we spent our vacation. Birk spent it eating Spam in Austin. Ton spent it rescuing wimps from burning buildings. Dustin spent it alone, watching Ghostbusters. Birk followed up that discussion by bashing Prince. The rest of the show fell apart from there!

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The Mystery Of The Missing Meat…

Someone or something stole the general manager’s meat from the station fridge before this installment of the show. The Five Count teamed up with The Dirty Birds to solve the mystery. We left no stone or caller one unturned. Unfortunately, the mystery of Gully’s missing meat continues. Make sure your meat is secure!

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The Five Count Plays Truth Or Dare…

This edition of The Five Count featured a rousing game of truth or dare with The Dirty Birds, a discussion about the effects of gravity on the digestive systems of canaries, and fire safety. A lot of ground was covered and a lot of love was felt!

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God Bless America…

This was our special “Tribute to America” edition of the show. All the music was dedicated to our great country. We discussed our love for this great nation and gave thanks to the great men and women who sacrificed their lives to make this country great. Ton also shared some tips on how to make bombs out of sparklers. It’s always something with that guy!

R.I.P. Michael Jackson…

This edition of The Five Count was dedicated to the music of Michael Jackson. We shared stories about how MJ influenced our lives, including how he planted the seed for the inception of The Mothership Connection show that Ton used to co-host. It was beautiful. R.I.P. MJ!

The Five Count Heads To The Malibu Sands…

Just when you thought it was safe to tune back into great radio, The Five Count is back! For this show, we wasted no time in continuing the brutal onslaught of the dead horse we’ve been beating for years. We discussed our adventures at the Malibu Sands Beach Resort, slayed some audio dragons, and Ton (not his normal self due to a cold medicine overdose) coughed on the mic a lot. He may be joining the dead horse before too long!

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