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The Five Count Gets Spooky…

This edition of The Five Count was the beginning of a month-long series of Halloween extravaganzas. During the show Ton discussed the intense training regimen he uses to become huge, a caller shared some stories about being a ninja for hire, and we chatted with a young lady who told the haunting tale of what it’s like to be the daughter of KMSU’s Ms. Lona. Talk about spooky!

Terry Funk’s Perm…

During this edition of The Five Count we tried to pick up chicks from Alabama, talked about pro wrestler Terry Funk’s perm, and Ton shared a story about his days in the musical combo Tony! Toni! Tone! Of course, they were known as Tony! Toni! Ton! back then!

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Bustin’ Out On The Funk…

This was a special “Funky Five Count” edition of the show. We celebrated the four-year anniversary of Ton leaving his old show (The Mothership Connection) and officially joining The Five Count. During the show we busted out on the funk, Ton complained about not being black, and then he brought back his old “J.C. The Love Doctor” persona to help the callers get laid. It was audio Spuds MacKenzie!

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The Five Count Masters The Art Of Shaq Fu…

This installment of The Five Count featured an array of entertaining happenings. We discussed the ways to avoid the swine flu, punching Shaquille O’Neal in the face, the amount of people (excluding women and children) that Ton murdered in cold blood while styling his hair, and the upcoming four-year anniversary of Ton’s firing from The Mothership Connection. It seems like only yesterday!

Lionel Richie Lives…

During this laborious edition of The Five Count we mourned the loss of Lionel Richie, later realized Lionel Richie was still alive, practiced our Skeletor impressions, and then Ton gave the callers the third degree. Happy Labor Day!

The Five Count Takes A Chill Pill…

This edition of The Five Count offered tips to all the new students who just started school and explained the intricate workings of “give and take” that you need to make great radio. The Dirty Birds also taught us how to be chill. We’ve never been more laid back!

An Evening With “Genuine Nerd” Toby Radloff…

This was our special “Tribute to Nerds” edition of the show. We not only played musical selections dedicated to nerds, but we also had a very special interview with “Genuine Nerd” Toby Radloff. Toby is best known for his appearances in both the film and comic book series, American Splendor. He also appeared in the cult film Killer Nerd and it’s sequel, Bride Of Killer Nerd. Toby discussed what it means to be a nerd, the harsh mistress known as Hollywood, his memorable appearances on MTV, and sang songs about toilet paper. Nerd, nerd, nerd, nerd, nerd!

The Five Count Grows A Pair…

We really helped a lot of people in need during this edition of The Five Count. We started off by giving some gardening tips to a caller who needed to “grow a pair.” After that we reassured an apprehensive student about the positives of living in the dorms. STDs build character!

 

Caller One’s Birthday Blowout…

This was the special “Ton’s Birthday Blowout” edition of The Five Count. Everything was going swimmingly until we realized Ton didn’t show up for his own party. Out of anger, the show was quickly changed to the “Caller One Birthday Blowout” show. Caller One was much more appreciative!

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Full-Contact Courting…

During this edition of The Five Count we discussed the advantages of full-contact courting, the approaching Friendship Day holiday, and the mystery of Ton’s recent bout of Dutch Elm disease. It was radio at its finest!