Specialty Shows

The Five Count’s Missing French Fries…

Check Playlist During this episode of The Five Count we discussed our recent experience at a Judas Priest concert, heard the tale of Ronald McDonald’s missing french fries, and tried to figure out why no one likes Dick Tracy anymore. We also paid tribute to Jerry Lee Lewis!

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The Five Count’s 2022 Halloween Special…

Check Playlist This episode of The Five Count was our special Halloween episode for 2022! During the show we argued about Halloween candy, explained how Ton was the inspiration for the “Hunk” costumes you find at the local Halloween outlets, and heard the story of the film Ghostbusters 2. Who knew there was a sequel?

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The Five Count Live At The Apollo…

Check Playlist During this episode of The Five Count we paid tribute to Five Count Alumnus Mike Schank, celebrated the 60th anniversary of James Brown & The Famous Flames’ album Live at the Apollo, and begged for money for KMSU’s pledge drive. Thanks to everyone for your support!

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The Five Count Exercises Together…

Check Playlist During this episode of The Five Count we paid tribute to Five Count Alumnus Judy Tenuta, discussed our favorite campfire ghost stories, and partook in a sensuous exercise program for lovers and intimate friends. The show was broadcast from Ton’s garage!

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The Five Count Rides A Pony With Loretta Lynn & Coolio…

Check Playlist During this episode of The Five Count we argued about which candy bars old men like the best, paid tribute to Coolio and Loretta Lynn, and went to a dance recital with My Little Pony. We all grieve in different ways!

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The Five Count Featuring Infinity Spatial Imaging…

Check Playlist During this episode of The Five Count we tried to explain why Dustin’s head is so large, defended ourselves after being deemed “not metal enough” to interview the band Meshuggah, and introduced the listeners to Infinity Spatial Imaging. Their car stereos have never sounded better!

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The Five Count Goes To Crypticon…

Check Playlist During this episode of The Five Count we discussed all the exciting/dumb changes coming to our website, Ton decided to start a food truck so he can sell Cambodian egg rolls, and we spoke to Chazz DeMoss, the man behind Minnesota’s 16th Annual Crypticon Convention! Get your tickets now!

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The Five Count Gets Friendly…

Check Playlist During this episode of The Five Count we discussed the resurrection of the band Pantera, Dustin explained why he smell like Funyuns, and we played all sorts of friendly friend songs for our friends. Things got real friendly!

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Party With The Five Count…

Check Playlist We partied down for this episode of The Five Count! During the show we discussed a new scientific breakthrough for bald men, told stories about busted water heaters and puke, and celebrated Ton’s birthday by playing all his favorite party songs. He parties all the time!

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The Five Count Goes To Washington…

Check Playlist During this episode of The Five Count we imagined what it would be like if Dustin was Ton’s dad, went on a trip to Washington with TV’s Webster, and invented a new doll named Tonny Sexton. It’s like a cross between Ton and Teddy Ruxpin!

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