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This edition of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with Michael Bower. Michael is best known as “Donkeylips” from the classic Nickelodeon show Salute Your Shorts. He has also appeared in such films as Dude, Where’s My Car?, The Willies, and numerous TV shows. During the show, Michael discussed what it was like working for Nickelodeon, the trials and…

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During this installment of The Five Count we discussed the trials and tribulations of being a megastar while at the grocery store, getting kicked out of the YMCA, and Ton told us all how things would be different if he were running “The Maverick Radio Network” instead of KMSU. He’s a dreamer. Listen again here… [Audio clip: view full post…

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This was our special Mother’s Day edition of The Five Count. During the show we sang praises to mothers all over Southern Minnesota, tried to set Ton up with any single mothers in the audience, and gushed over The Five Count House Band‘s recent appearance in the Mankato Free Press. Check out the photo below. Check out the show (which…

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During this edition of The Five Count we discussed Notorious B.I.G.’s secret hideout at Ton’s mom’s, got into an argument over the usefulness of decorative coral, and tried our best to find prom dates. It was the perfect soundtrack for heavy petting at the after prom parties. Listen again here… [Audio clip: view full post to listen] Check The Playlist

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This edition of The Five Count featured a special interview with musician Doseone. Doseone is the co-founder of the Anticon record label and one of the best MCs on the scene today, performing with groups like Themselves, Subtle, cLOUDDEAD, 13 & God, and many more of today’s best in the world of hip hop. During the show he discussed his…

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During this installment of The Five Count we discussed the numerous advantages of Barry Manilow, the numerous disadvantages of coating your hands in explosive gel, and Dustin reprimanded Ton for putting hoes before shows. Get your priorities straight, man! Check out the show here… [Audio clip: view full post to listen] Check The Playlist Artwork by Nora Myers of The…

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This was the 300th broadcast of The Five Count! We went Over the Top and celebrated by playing the entire soundtrack from the aforementioned cinema masterpiece. During the show we dissed all the naysayers who said we’d never make it, discussed the pros and cons of taking helicopter rides with Juggalos, and arm wrestled each other until we passed out….

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This was a special Easter edition of The Five Count. During the show we tried to lure today’s questionable youth away from the dangers of rock music with help from the Church Universal and Triumphant. We also begged for pledge dollars and broke the news that Ton had died and descended into Hell. Hopefully, on the 300th show (next week)…

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During this installment of The Five Count we talked about throwing knives at furniture, reminisced about Ton using semi-automatic weapons to destroy Dustin’s cherished childhood keepsakes, and discussed the art of crossbow warfare with a cab driver. It was an unnecessarily hostile show. Get caught up in the crossfire below… [Audio clip: view full post to listen] Check The Playlist

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This installment of The Five Count featured a heaping mess of ridiculous. During the show we shared stories about Ton’s career as a matador, briefly considered a career as cage fighters, and Ton reprimanded a caller in a Cajun-like fashion. The rest of the show was spent discussing different ways to style chest hair. Listen again here… [Audio clip: view…