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This edition of The Five Count was our special “Tribute to Troma” show, featuring an exclusive interview with the President of Troma Entertainment and Creator of The Toxic Avenger, Lloyd Kaufman. Lloyd is a world-renowned director, producer, actor, author, and has championed the cause of independent media for more than 30 years. During the show we talked to Lloyd about…

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Even though the funk dust has settled, The Five Count is back with a vengeance for this exciting installment. During the show we gave a caller some advice on how to impress his dates and rock the box, warned dorm residents about the dangers of babies having babies, and Ton explained what it takes to be the sauce boss. Get…

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This edition of The Five Count was the final installment of our month-long “Funkuary” shows. During the show we got real sweaty while gettin’ down, recounted Ton’s recent date with KMSU’s Ms. Lona, and shared stories about the days at Studio 55-Count (which was just like Studio 54, only it was in Ton’s bedroom.) Ain’t nothin’ to it but to…

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After a week-long furlough, we returned with another installment of “Funkuary” on The Five Count. During the show we discussed the logistics of having our own backing-band follow us around, tried to set up Ton with the girl who works at the pretzel hut in the mall, and we planned a trip to the beach. We also changed the name…

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This was the first installment of our “Funkuary” series, The Five Count’s month-long dedication to the funk. During the show we busted out on the funk, gave shout-outs to a deathbed-ridden Ton, and Dustin’s grandma called in to discuss embroidery floss. It don’t get much funkier than that! Get down here… [Audio clip: view full post to listen] Check The…

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We celebrated Princemas for this edition of The Five Count. During the show we discussed all the reasons why Prince is so great, told the story of how Prince gave Ton his name, and thwarted the sophomoric efforts of the Princemas Grinch, a/k/a The Dirty Birds. Several rugs were defaced during the making of this show. Pay homage here… [Audio…

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During this edition of The Five Count we shared tips on proper chest waxing, stirred up an on-air reunion with our former sponsor Finish Line Liquors, and described the similarities between Ton and Udo Dirkschneider (the singer for the metal band Accept.) It was a blistering masterpiece! Listen again here… [Audio clip: view full post to listen] Check The Playlist…

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During this episode of The Five Count we explained the dangers of having “relations” with cattle, Ton talked about proper loofah usage, and we discussed the similarities between the general manager of the station and Bono. It’s uncanny! Listen again here… [Audio clip: view full post to listen] Check The Playlist

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For this episode of The Five Count we spent a lot of time apologizing for our past chauvinistic digressions. Ton was especially disappointed about his tendency to be piggish in the past. During the show we also compared David Bowie to the McDonald’s Big Mac Moon, planned a hacky-sacking road trip to Oregon, and Ton talked with a caller in…

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We danced our way into the new year for this special “Sweatin’ to The Five Count” edition of the show. During the show we tried to sell Birk into slavery, discussed the striking similarities between Ton and Roy Orbison, and sweated profusely as we simultaneously boogied and oogied into 2010. It’s gonna be a great year! Ring it in here……