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During this rendition of The Five Count we talked about opening up our own boutique, pissed off a Uriah Heep fan, and Ton opened a major can of worms by announcing that he hates The Beatles. Southern Minnesota was irate. Take out your frustrations below… [Audio clip: view full post to listen] Check The Playlist

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During this edition of The Five Count we discussed the possibility of having our doors blown off by polka bands, fielded a call from a jealous general manager, and gave away tickets to the upcoming Flaming Lips show. Congrats to all the winners. Check out the show here… [Audio clip: view full post to listen] Check The Playlist

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We were rippin’ and a tearin’ through this special two-hour edition of The Five Count. The first hour was made up of the typical hilarious fare, including a recount of Ton’s days as The Rocketeer and a heated discussion about who would be eaten first in the event of a zombie apocalypse. The bonus hour featured a special broadcast of…

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During this installment of The Five Count we discussed the joys of running a farm for hearing-impaired jungle cats, the dangers of burning your crotch with hot fruit pies, and tried to figure out if we were bad enough dudes to rescue the president. The jury is still out. Hear the show here… [Audio clip: view full post to listen]…

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This edition of The Five Count featured a special interview with Danny Tamberelli. Danny is best known for his role as “Little Pete” from the Nickelodeon show The Adventures of Pete & Pete. He also appeared in the film The Mighty Ducks and now performs with his band, Jounce. During the show he talked about what it was like being the…

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During this edition of The Five Count we poked fun at people who wear glasses, discussed the reasons why laser shows are making a big comeback, and received a phone call from a local sorority who asked us out on a date. Ton never came home last night. Gather your wits and listen to it here… [Audio clip: view full…

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This was the special “Ton’s Birthday Blowout” edition of the show. During the show we jammed out to Ton’s favorite songs, chatted about the metric system with a woman who called from China, and received a call from Ton’s arch-nemesis, Killoton, who unsuccessfully tried to thwart Ton’s birthday boogieing. For his birthday, Dustin gave Ton a brand new Motley Crue…

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This edition of The Five Count featured a special interview with WWE’s Paul Bearer. Paul is a professional wrestling legend and was a staple for more than 30 years in companies like WWE, WCW, and TNA. He managed guys like The Ultimate Warrior, Kane, Rick Rude, Steve Austin, Mick Foley, and The Undertaker. During the show he talked about life in…

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This edition of The Five Count featured The Dirty Birds condoning bum fights, Dustin blaming the ills of society on the True Punks and their electro music, and a suggestion that Prince might take over after Christ retires. Listen again here… [Audio clip: view full post to listen] Check The Playlist Artwork by Nora Myers of The Dirty Birds

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This edition of The Five Count featured a special interview with Alison Arngrim. Alison is best known as the evil “Nellie Oleson” on the TV show Little House on the Prairie. She is also the author of the book Confessions Of A Prairie Bitch: How I Survived Nellie Oleson And Learned To Love Being Hated. During the show she talked about…