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This was a precursor to next week’s annual “A Five Count Christmas” show. It was overflowing with Christmas music to get Southern Minnesota in the holiday spirit. During the show we explained the logistics of time traveling with the True Punks, Dustin told a story about his days in the band Pennywise, and we discussed the possibility of being haunted…

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This episode of The Five Count kicked off the holiday season with a bang. During the show we tried our best to track down Ton’s numerous illegitimate children, Ton discouraged a would-be killer by disclosing his long-time friendship with champion kick-boxer Sasha Mitchell, and Dustin explained the trials and tribulations of having quintceps (the muscles that come after biceps and…

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During this edition of The Five Count we explained the similarities between the True Punks and Lorenzo Lamas, Ton told a story about the time he used Ton-Bo to punch a hole through Billy Blanks, and Dustin admitted that he tells people he’s really Ton in order to pick up girls. Ton referred to Dustin as “Tiger” and wore camouflage…

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This was our special broadcast of “A Five Count Thanksgiving.” During the show we discussed the numerous things we’re thankful for, Ton told a story about his affair with Sheila E., and we explained to the listeners the best way to avoid making heinous stuffing. We also premiered a brand new song from The Five Count House Band called D.L.W….

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This edition of The Five Count featured an intense discussion about the similarities between Ton and the sleepwear of cats, a calculation of the odds of contracting H1N1 and herpes by fraternizing with the True Punks, and Ton sheepishly talking about roast beef. You may remember Ton from the “What’s Goin’ Down?” episode of That’s My Mama. Listen to the…

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During this edition of The Five Count we discussed the various trends and slang words found in junior highs across the country that Ton has started over the years, Ton ate a bunch of wasabi and spit fire, and Dustin ate a bunch of Herb Kroon cake and spit blood. We also celebrated the five-year anniversary of the True Punks Do…

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This edition of The Five Count not only ended our month-long run of Halloween shows, but also featured an interview with Bill Lindsey, founder and vocalist of the legendary shock rock band Impaler. Impaler has been scaring parents since 1983 and pissed off Tipper Gore enough to put them atop the PMRC’s most wanted list. In addition to discussing the history…

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This edition of The Five Count was the fourth round of our Halloween-themed shows. We played some spooky music and finished out the KMSU pledge drive by whining for big dollars. During the show we also received a call from a puppy mill owner, Ton explained the inner-workings of the economic recession, and we chatted with the proprietor of Crypticon,…

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This was the third installment of our Halloween-themed shows. It was broadcast live from the bowels of the KMSU boiler room. Together we were making spooky radio and begging for pledge drive dollars. During the show we received a phone call from the ghost of Steely Dan, unearthed all the strange things the station manager hid in the crawl space…

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The second installment of our month-long Halloween shows featured lots of scary music and scary conversations. During it the show we had an angry caller reciting some poetry, discussed how the ghost of Herb Kroon (Best of Broadway host) haunts the KMSU studios, Dustin told the story of how he invented emo, and Ton shared some memories of his days…