This installment of The Five Count featured a special birthday tribute to honorary co-host, Birk. When not spreading birthday cheer we tried to figure out the best place to put a houseboat, spoke with a caller about the dangers of Nazi zombies, and Ton discussed how he landed the job as Sylvester Stallone’s replacement in the upcoming Rambo film. Instead of fighting insurgents in the jungle he’ll be helping old ladies move furniture. How the mighty have fallen!
Artwork by Nora Myers of The Dirty Birds