This was a special two-hour edition of The Five Count. During the first hour we donned our sweatpants and muscle shirts and tried to get Southern-Minnesota in shape with the help of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Total Body Workout. We blasted our bodies to the sound of today’s hottest hits. Our glutes are still burning. During the second hour we grated cheese on Ton’s new abs, talked in great detail about bumper boats, gave shout-outs to Dolly Parton’s ghost, and put ointment on our newly-acquired gym rashes. That was a burning we weren’t anticipating.