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Molly Hatchet’s Crystal Pepsi…

Check Playlist During this edition of The Five Count we discussed the dangers of using unripened bananas in smoothies, tried to decide how many funnel cakes Molly Hatchet could eat, spoke with a scientist from Boston about putting lipstick on monkeys, and tried our best to choke down a bottle of Crystal Pepsi. Ton was…

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An Evening With Charlotte Stewart…

Check Playlist This installment of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with actress Charlotte Stewart. Charlotte is best known for her roles as “Miss Beadle” on Little House on the Prairie and “Betty Briggs” on Twin Peaks. She’s also appeared in films like Eraserhead, Human Highway, Tremors, Slums of Beverly Hills, and Speedway with…

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Vikings, Diarrhea & Softball Implants…

Check Playlist During this installment of The Five Count we tried to figure out why so many women in the ’90s had rock-hard softball implants, had an adventure with the crew of the USS Enterprise, Ton told a story about the time he had explosive diarrhea at Hy-Vee, and we tried to contain our excitement…

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An Evening With Ray Parker Jr….

Check Playlist This edition of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with Ray Parker Jr. Ray is best known for hits like Ghostbusters, Jamie, I Still Can’t Get Over Loving You, and The Other Woman. He’s also played with the likes of Stevie Wonder, Barry White, Bill Withers, Tina Turner, Diana Ross and many…

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The Five Count Goes To The Dogs…

Check Playlist During this episode of The Five Count we battled severe weather and packs of angry dogs, tried to decide what movie Ton went to see 10 years ago instead of doing the show, discussed whose early death benefited their music career the most, explained the dangers of Pokémon Go, and played our favorite…

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A Chat With Gov. Jesse Ventura…

The Five Count recently had the opportunity to speak again with the one and only Jesse Ventura. Jesse served as the 38th Governor of Minnesota from 1999 to 2003. He’s also a member of the WWE Hall of Fame and has appeared in several films including Predator, The Running Man, Demolition Man, Batman & Robin,…

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An Evening With Captain & Tennille’s Toni Tennille…

Check Playlist This installment of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with Toni Tennille. Toni is best known as one-half of the group Captain & Tennille. Known for hits like Muskrat Love, Do That to Me One More Time and Love Will Keep Us Together, Captain & Tennille were one of the most successful…

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A Chat With Kristin Kontrol’s Kristin Welchez…

We recently had a chance to speak with musician Kristin Welchez. Formally known as “Dee Dee” from the group Dum Dum Girls, Kristin is now fronting the group Kristin Kontrol. Their new album X-Communicate is out now. See Kristin Kontrol open for Garbage on July 7 at Skyway Theatre in Minneapolis.

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The Five Count Rocks America…

Check Playlist During this patriotic edition of The Five Count we shot off fireworks, told stories about playing ninjas at the Valley Green Square Mall in Le Sueur, Minn., discussed why Ton has a hook where his wiener should be, tried to figure out if Mark Slaughter of Slaughter was still alive, and celebrated Independence…

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The Five Count Remembers Parliament-Funkadelic’s Bernie Worrell…

Check Playlist During this edition of The Five Count we drank a bunch of Ecto Cooler, Ton fantasized about sleeping with Robocop, we reminisced about our favorite Pepsi collectors cans, discussed all the pros and cons of Canada, and paid tribute to the late, great Bernie Worrell. Check out the video below to listen to…

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