Specialty Shows

The Five Count Is In The Mood…

Check Playlist During this episode of The Five Count we played plenty of mood music for the gentle listeners, complained about Squishmallows, and read scripts created with artificial intelligence. We may have AI create all our banter from this point forward!

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The Five Count Learns To Square Dance…

Check Playlist During this episode of The Five Count we discussed the best advice we’ve ever received, decided which albums we would save if our record collections caught fire, and learned the fundamentals of square dancing. It’s gonna be a great year!

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The Five Count Is Baby New Year…

Check Playlist This was a special New Year’s episode of The Five Count! During the show we received guidance on how to approach 2025 from the mysterious Madam Nikki, discussed the new movie Hot Frosty, and played songs about being big babies! Happy New Year!

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A Five Count Christmas 2024, Vol. 2…

Check Playlist This episode of The Five Count was volume two of “A Five Count Christmas” for 2024. During the show we exchanged Christmas gifts, were joined for an in-studio interview by Ren & Stimpy, and Ton told us the story of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Merry Christmas, gentle listeners!

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A Five Count Christmas 2024, Vol. 1…

Check Playlist This episode of The Five Count was volume one of A Five Count Christmas for 2024. During the show we discussed the time Elvis went to Hawaii, heard the tale of the time Santa Claus conquered some Martians, and tried to find a cheap Playskool Alphie II toy for Christmas. Please, let us…

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The Five Count’s Tarot Card Thanksgiving With Barbie…

Check Playlist During this episode of The Five Count we bought lunchroom tables from Dustin’s old elementary school, received a call from Madam Nikki who gave Ton a tarot card reading about his hair, and Barbie helped us burn some of the calories from all the food we’ve eaten lately. Happy Thanksgiving!

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The Five Count’s Rush ‘N’ Priest…

Check Playlist During this episode we celebrated the 20-year anniversary of the True Punks Do Electro, spoke with author Daniel Bukszpan about the book Rush at 50 and author Martin Popoff about the book Judas Priest: Album by Album, and discussed the differences between AI and rapper T.I. Turns out, they can both help you with whatever you like!

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The Five Count Scares Up Some Cash…

Check Playlist This was a special Halloween episode of The Five Count! During the show we played our favorite Halloween tunes, tried to scare up some cash for the KMSU Pledge Drive, and talked a lot about pudding. Happy Halloween!

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The Five Count vs. Predator…

Check Playlist During this episode of The Five Count we celebrated the 30th anniversary of Ween’s Chocolate and Cheese album, discussed Dustin’s mullet he grew in the early ‘00s, and conducted an exclusive interview with Predator. There’s no stopping what can’t be stopped, no killing what can’t be killed!

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The Five Count Celebrates Ton & Barbie’s Birthday…

Check Playlist During this episode of The Five Count we celebrated Ton’s birthday, discussed the logistics of replacing our skin with purple flocking, and crashed a surprise party for Barbie. Ken was pissed!

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