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The Five Count Ruins Dinner…

Check Playlist During this episode of The Five Count we compared sweaters, discussed the dangers of using the Internet, and Ton explained how to ruin Thanksgiving dinner with gluten-free...

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The Five Count’s Creamed Corn Of The Dog…

Check Playlist During this episode of The Five Count we explained the proper ways to eat Fun Dip, had an in-depth discussion about creamed corn, and paid tribute to...

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The Five Count’s Missing French Fries…

Check Playlist During this episode of The Five Count we discussed our recent experience at a Judas Priest concert, heard the tale of Ronald McDonald’s missing french fries, and...

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A Chat With WWE’s Demolition Smash…

The Five Count recently had a chance to speak with pro wrestler Barry Darsow. Barry is best known as Smash, one-half of the tag team Demolition. He was also...

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The Five Count’s 2022 Halloween Special…

Check Playlist This episode of The Five Count was our special Halloween episode for 2022! During the show we argued about Halloween candy, explained how Ton was the inspiration...

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The Five Count Live At The Apollo…

Check Playlist During this episode of The Five Count we paid tribute to Five Count Alumnus Mike Schank, celebrated the 60th anniversary of James Brown & The Famous Flames’...

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The Five Count Exercises Together…

Check Playlist During this episode of The Five Count we paid tribute to Five Count Alumnus Judy Tenuta, discussed our favorite campfire ghost stories, and partook in a sensuous...

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The Five Count Rides A Pony With Loretta Lynn & Coolio…

Check Playlist During this episode of The Five Count we argued about which candy bars old men like the best, paid tribute to Coolio and Loretta Lynn, and went...

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