Welcome to The Five Count website Please make yourself at home. While you’re here, you can listen to current shows, past shows, celebrity interviews, and check out The Five Count House Band in the Audio Section. You can find out what music you might hear on the show by visiting the Playlists Section. You can get some “extra stuff” in the Extras Section. You can join us on one of the social-networking sites we whore ourselves out on, like Facebook. You can stare at our picture for a while. Whichever path you choose, thanks for visiting and be sure to tell your friends about us. Make sure you check back often for news and updates...
News + Update
September 1, 2010
Welcome to September. The Five Count will be "laboring" this Labor Day weekend with another live show this Saturday. For all you crumbbums lounging around all weekend, you can Listen Live at 11 p.m. to hear Dustin and Ton slave away making great radio. At the end of the show, we will give you exciting details about next week's show, too.
If you plan on going camping in the woods this Labor Day weekend, watch out for this...
August 29, 2010
During last night's installment of The Five Count we discussed the joys of running a farm for hearing-impaired jungle cats, the dangers of burning your crotch with hot fruit pies, and tried to figure out if we were bad enough dudes to rescue the president. It was the audio equivalent of ghost riding the whip. We're sure you heard it, but if not, it's in the Audio section.
August 25, 2010
The Five Count is live this Saturday with another classic show. Listen Live at 11 p.m. to find out what everyone's been talking about.
If you need something to tide you over until then, check out the Audio Vault for a blast from the past. If you're new to The Five Count, we have four shows from those painful golden years featuring the one and only Randy "Macho Man" Savage. When he wasn't busy making blockbuster rap albums and beating up Spider-Man, "The Mach" was snapping into The Five Count on a weekly basis. Dig it!
August 22, 2010
Last night's edition of The Five Count featured a special interview with Danny Tamberelli. Danny is best known for his role as "Little Pete" in the Nickelodeon show The Adventures of Pete & Pete. During the show he talked about what it was like being the poster boy for Nickelodeon, his possible ties to the Italian mafia, being close friends with Emilio Estevez, and his band Jounce. If you missed it, it's in the Audio section, ya blowholes!
August 17, 2010
This Saturday, The Five Count will feature a special interview with Danny Tamberelli. Danny is best known for his role as "Little Pete" in the Nickelodeon show The Adventures of Pete & Pete. He also appeared in the film The Mighty Ducks and now performs with his band, Jounce. Check out Danny's new ManBoobs Sketch Comedy site and then tune in to The Five Count at 11 p.m. this Saturday!
August 15, 2010
During last night's edition of The Five Count we poked fun at people who wear glasses, discussed the reasons why laser shows are making a big comeback, and received a phone call from a local sorority who asked us out on a date. Ton never came home last night. You can find last night's show in the Audio section.
August 12, 2010
The Five Count is back with another rip-roarin' edition at 11 p.m. this Saturday. Listen Live and get ready for a fight!
Last night's show was the "Ton's Birthday Blowout" edition of the show. During the show we jammed out to Ton's favorite songs, chatted about the metric system with a woman who called from China, and received a call from Ton's arch-nemesis, Killoton, who unsuccessfully tried to thwart Ton's birthday boogieing. For his birthday, Dustin gave Ton a brand new Motley Crue pencil pouch! Go to the Audio section to celebrate over and over.
Also, check out the new Promo for "The Ms. Lona Show" we recorded. It's in the Extras section if you're interested.
August 4, 2010
Don't forget to check out the brand new issue of Save the Crumbs, Mankato's favorite D.I.Y. magazine, brought to you by the same guys who bring you The Five Count. It's a small world, huh?
Also, The Five Count will celebrate like nobody's business this Saturday with a special "Ton's Birthday Blowout Extravaganza!" show. Ton celebrates another year in style at 11 p.m. this Saturday. Listen Live, cause it will rock! Almost as much as these guys...
August 1, 2010
Last night's edition of The Five Count featured a special interview with pro wrestling legend Paul Bearer. Paul has been a staple in the wrestling business for over 30 years in companies like WWE, WCW, and TNA. During the show he talked about life in the wrestling business, told stories about managing guys like The Undertaker and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, and helped us understand how the wrestling business and the funeral business go hand in hand. Ashley spent the whole time hitting on him. Hear it again in the Audio section.
July 28, 2010
This Saturday, The Five Count will feature a special interview with Paul Bearer. Paul is a professional wrestling legend and was a staple for over 30 years in companies like WWE, WCW, and TNA. He managed guys like The Ultimate Warrior, Rick Rude, Kane, Steve Austin, Mick Foley, and The Undertaker. Tune in at 11 p.m. this Saturday to hear the one and only Paul Bearer! Find out more about Paul Bearer before this Saturday's show. Also, check the Audio Vault for an old wrestling-themed show from back in the day.
July 25, 2010
Last night's edition of The Five Count featured The Dirty Birds condoning bum fights, Dustin blaming the ills of society on The True Punks and their electro music, and a suggestion that Prince might take over after Christ retires. Check out the show in the Audio section. Check back later this week for exciting news about next Saturday's show!
July 22, 2010
The Five Count returns this Saturday with a brand new show and an exciting announcement about upcoming shows. Honestly, what else do you have going on this Saturday night? Listen Live at 11 p.m. If you're a "fan" you won't want to miss it.
Last night's episode of The Five Count was our special interview with Alison Arngrim. Alison is best known for playing the evil Nellie Oleson on the TV show Little House on the Prairie. During the show she talked about her new book, made jokes about Michael Landon, and shared stories about life as a "bitch" on the prairie. Dustin tried to hit on her. Make sure to visit Alsion this weekend in Walnut Grove, Minn. and tell her The Five Count sent ya! You can relive the show in the Audio section if you missed it.
July 13, 2010
This Saturday, The Five Count will feature a special interview with Alison Arngrim. Alison is best known for playing the evil Nellie Oleson on the TV show Little House on the Prairie. She is also the author of Confessions Of A Prairie Bitch: How I Survived Nellie Oleson And Learned To Love Being Hated. The fun never ends on The Five Count. Tune in at 11 p.m. this Saturday! In the meantime, find out more about Alison Arngrim.
July 11, 2010
Last night's installment of The Five Count was Ton's special birthday tribute to his mother. Ton played all his mother's favorite songs. During the show, Ton shared stories about growing up and hanging out in beauty parlors, we discussed the pros and cons of Teddy Ruxpin, and Dustin tried hard to find a way to marry into Ton's family. Get the show in the Audio section if you missed it.
July 8, 2010
Our "2010 Summer Tour" continues this Saturday as Ton plans a special birthday show for his mom. What will he have in store? Tune in at 11 p.m. this Saturday to find out. In the meantime, check out this video. It's almost identical to a conversation Ton started at the station the other day...
July 4, 2010
Happy Independence Day! Last night's installment of The Five Count was our special "Tribute to America" show featuring the music of America's greatest export, Rocky IV. During the show we quoted our favorite lines from the film, Ton broke out into his own training montage, and we explained why we think the True Punks should be considered amongst the "Founding Fathers" of our country. Check it out in the Audio section. Yo, Gully! We did it!
June 30, 2010
Dustin and Ton will return to the airwaves this Saturday to pay their respects to the greatest country in the world, America. How will they do that? By showcasing America's greatest export, Rocky IV. The Cold War may be over, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't tune in to The Five Count this Saturday at 11 p.m. Don't let Apollo's death be in vain!
June 27, 2010
Last night's installment of The Five Count was one of those rare instances where Ton went solo. During the show Ton explained how Dustin was left in traction after a lawn care accident, warned the listeners of the dangers of fire ants, and explained the intricate process of replacing human body parts with those of barnyard animals. Check out the show in the Audio section if you missed it.
If you want to hear the other show where Ton went solo, check out the four brand new additions to the Audio Vault. The other three shows were selected at random, so who knows what took place during those? Listen to all of them and find out.
June 23, 2010
The Five Count is back in action this Saturday with Ton at the helm. That's right, Ton is going solo this Saturday. What exciting surprises will he have in store? Listen Live at 11 p.m. to find out. Hopefully, there won't be any notes left in The Five Count mailboxes when it's all said and done, like the one below...
Pictured above is one of the numerous notes left in our mailbox by KMSU management during the great "Get The Five Count Cancelled" Campaign of 2005. It was unsuccessful. (Please Note: This insert was available in MSU's newspaper over a homecoming weekend. There were thousands of them lying around campus, but management found one and immediately assumed we were behind some sort of value-destroying conspiracy. This was just one instance in a series of several hilarious injustices against The Five Count.)
June 20, 2010
Happy Father's Day from The Five Count! Last night's edition of the show was a special Father's Day edition of The Five Count. In honor of fathers everywhere, we played the music of everyone's favorite fatherly troubadour, Burl Ives.
During the show we discussed Burl's comeback into the mainstream, Ton talked about punching bears in the face, and Dustin shared stories about growing up with his father, Wayne Newton. Another great Father's Day in the books. Visit the Audio section with your dad to hear it again.
This Saturday, The Five Count will broadcasta special Father's Day show with everyone's favorite father figure, Burl Ives! Burl is a sentimental favorite around The Five Count headquarters and we all wish he were our father. Unfortunately, we are stuck with the one's we got, but listening to The Five Count this Saturday at 11 p.m. is the next best thing!
June 13, 2010
Last night's installment of The Five Count was the special "Six Years of Five Count" anniversary show. It was a star-studded affair, complete with a live performance by The Five Count House Band. During the show we discussed the amazing fact that we're still on the air after six years and chatted on the phone with our old friends Vomix, Randy "Macho Man" Savage, and Al's mom. When not hobnobbing with all our adoring fans, the house band ripped through many of today's biggest hits, including a heart-warming (and shirtless) rendition of George Michael's Careless Whisper. You can find the show in the Audio section. You can hear all your favorite house band ditties here.
June 9, 2010
The Five Count turns six years old this Saturday! We will celebrate our "Six Years of Five Count" show with a special performance from The Five Count House Band. Click here for more info on that face melting trio. The show will last at least two hours (thanks to the True Punks for donating their time slot) and will include lots of sophomoric hijinx and surprises. Listen Live at 11 p.m. and help us celebrate another year!
Also, head to the Audio Vault to listen to all five mind-numbing hours of our anniversary show from 2006. Trains were wrecked.
Photo by Amanda Donkers & Pants by Ashley Birk
June 6, 2010
Last night's installment of The Five Count eatured a special interview with Kyle Gass, one-half of the greatest band in the world, Tenacious D. During the show Kyle discussed the harsh mistress known as Hollywood, his new band Trainwreck, tried to decide what to order for dinner, and announced that there's a new Tenacious D album in the making. It'll make a perfect stocking-stuffer for Christmas. You can find the show in the Audio section.
...Next week is the special "Six Years of Five Count" anniversary show, featuring a special live performance from The Five Count House Band. The show will be two hours long. Tune in and help us celebrate!
June 2, 2010
This Saturday, The Five Count will broadcasta special interview with Kyle Gass. In addition to appearing in films like Elf, School of Rock, and Shallow Hal, Kyle is also one-half of the greatest band in the world, Tenacious D! He's currently on tour with his other band, Trainwreck.
Tune in at 11 p.m. this Saturday to hear KG on The Five Count! Also, check out this article in The Mankato Free Press for more information.
May 30, 2010
During last night's installment of The Five Count we grieved over the recent rash of celebrity deaths, the Dirty Birds discussed the best way to hunt bears in an urban setting, and Ton shared a story about Dustin stalking Gully. Get over to the Audio section if you missed it. Also, we have an exclusive interview with Kyle Gass next week. Check back for details.
May 26, 2010
The Five Count is back this Saturday with some major announcements and sophomoric remarks. Listen Live at 11 p.m. Don't miss it!
Last night's edition of The Five Count featured a special interview with Michael Bower, best known as "Donkeylips" from the show Salute Your Shorts. During the show, Michael discussed what it was like working for Nickelodeon, the trials and tribulations of life in Hollywood, and his current career as a rapper. To check out some of his music and to get more information about Michael Bower, visit www.heybower.com. Visit the Audio section if you want to listen to the show again.
May 19, 2010
This Saturday, The Five Count will broadcasta special interview with Michael Bower. Michael is best known as "Donkeylips" on the classic Nickelodeon show Salute Your Shorts. He has also appeared in such films as Dude, Where's My Car?, The Willies, Michael Jackson's Moonwalker, and numerous TV shows. In addition to the interview, we will also feature music from bands that include Salute Your Shorts cast members. Did you know Donkeylips is a rapper?
Tune in this Saturday at 11 p.m. to hear it for yourself. Also, check out this article in The Mankato Free Press for more information.
May 16, 2010
During last night's installment of The Five Count we discussed the trials and tribulations of being a megastar while at the grocery store, getting kicked out of the YMCA, and Ton told us all how things would be different if he were running "The Maverick Radio Network". You're gonna want to head over to the Audio section if you missed it.
May 14, 2010
Hey folks! The Five Count is back tomorrow night with another hilarious installment. Listen Live at 11 p.m. and bust a move. Also, have you ever wondered what makes The Five Count House Band tick? If so, check out this article in today's edition of the Mankato Free Press. If you'd like us to autograph it for you, drop us a line.
From left to right: Juston "Ton" Cline, Al "Lord of the Drums" Carlson, Dustin "No Nickname" Wilmes
May 9, 2010
Happy Mother's Day! Last night was our special Mother's Day edition of The Five Count. During the show we sang praises to Mothers all over Southern Minnesota, tried to set Ton up with any single mothers in the audience, and gushed over our upcoming appearance in the Mankato Free Press. Look for us in the 'currents' section this Friday!
The show is in the Audio section. The quality isn't the best thanks to some sort of technical problems that seem to constantly plague KMSU. Still, it's available if you missed it. That will teach you to miss it the first time around.
May 5, 2010
Happy Cinco de Mayo from your friends at The Five Count. Don't forget to celebrate Mother's Day this Saturday at 11 p.m. with Dustin and Ton. Bring your mom, too. Who knows? Ton might be your new dad soon. In the meantime, check out the four brand new shows in the Vault. After that, watch this...
May 2, 2010
During last night's edition of The Five Count we discussed Notorious B.I.G.'s secret hideout at Ton's mom's, got into an argument over the usefulness of decorative coral, and tried our best to find prom dates. It was the perfect soundtrack for heavy petting at the after prom parties. The show is in the Audio section. We also have four brand new shows in the Vault. You have your work cut out for you.
April 28, 2010
Stop, collaborate, and listen because The Five Count is coming back this Saturday with a brand new invention. Listen Live at 11 p.m. Anything less than the best is a felony.
April 25, 2010
Last night's episode of The Five Count featured a special interview with musician Doseone. During the show he discussed his thoughts on today's hip hop scene, shared the secrets of the art of freestyle rapping, and shared a story about embarrassing Eminem in a rap battle at Scribble Jam. The show is in the Audio section if you want to listen to it again.. Check out Doseone and other Anticon artists by clicking the Here.
April 21, 2010
This Saturday, The Five Count will broadcast a special interview with rapper extraordinaire Doseone. In addition to co-founding the Anticon record label, Dose is one of the greatest MCs on the scene today. He is the driving force behind several groups including Themselves, Subtle, cLOUDDEAD, 13 & God, and collaborates with many of today's best in the world of hip hop. Dose also teaches classes on the art of freestyle rapping. Tune in to hear him discuss how he embarrassed Eminem at Scribble Jam. Tune in at 11 p.m. this Saturday to hear it.
April 18, 2010
During last night's installment of The Five Count we discussed the numerous advantages of Barry Manilow, the numerous disadvantages of coating your hands in explosive gel, and Dustin reprimanded Ton for putting hoes before shows. Hear it in the Audio section before it's too late.
Also, next week will feature a special interview with rapper extraordinaire and co-founder of the Anticon record label, Doseone. Details to follow...
April 14, 2010
The Five Count returns to the airwaves this Saturday. Listen Live at 11 p.m. for more entertainment than you can shake something sticky at.
Last night's show was the 300th broadcast of The Five Count! We went "Over the Top" and celebrated by playing the entire soundtrack from the aforementioned cinema masterpiece. During the show we dissed all the naysayers who said we'd never make it, discussed the pros and cons of taking helicopter rides with Juggalos, and arm wrestled each other until we passed out. If you missed it, it's available in the Audio section.
April 7, 2010
Over the years, we've found out that the world meets nobody halfway. Despite all the obstacles and heartache, we have soldiered on and are now ready to go "Over the Top" this Saturday as we broadcast the 300th episode of The Five Count. Listen Live at 11 p.m. and help us take it all. Bring your pledge dollars, too...
April 4, 2010
Last night's episode of the show was the special Easter edition of The Five Count. During the show we tried to lure today's questionable youth away from the dangers of rock music, begged for pledge dollars, and broke the news that Ton had died and descended into Hell. Hopefully on the 300th show (next week) he will rise again. The show is available in the Audio section.
March 31, 2010
Today is the beginning of KMSU's spring pledge drive. If any of you out there donate money during this Saturday's show or next Saturday's show, you will be rewarded with your very own, super spectacular, limited edition, one-of-a-kind, personalized CD. That's right! Every person who donates will get a CD made for you by us. It's like your very own episode of The Five Count. If you want to give it to someone as a gift, give us their name and we will sing them songs and praises. If you want to give it to an enemy, send us their name and we will shower them with insults and bad vibes. If you want to keep it for yourself, Ton and Dustin will fill your CD with sweet nothings for you to enjoy on those lonely nights. Remember, you can only receive the CD if you pledge money during the show.
On another note, The Five Count will broadcast their special Easter show this Saturday. If you miss it, you won't know what everyone is talking about at church the next day. Listen Live at 11 p.m. Godspeed...
March 28, 2010
During last night's installment of The Five Count we talked about throwing knives at furniture, reminisced about Ton using semi-automatic weapons to destroy Dustin's cherished childhood keepsakes, and discussed the art of crossbow warfare with a cab driver. It was an unnecessarily hostile show. If you missed it, it's the Audio section right now!
March 24, 2010
Have you ever wondered what the first edition of The Five Count for 2008 sounded like? You have? Well you're in luck! It's now available in the Audio Vault for all to enjoy. Go there now and ring in the new year from two years ago.
Also, there's a new edition of The Five Count this Saturday. Listen Live at 11 p.m. and get caught up in the crossfire...
March 21, 2010
Last night's show featured a heaping mess of ridiculous. During the show we shared stories about Ton's career as a matador, briefly considered a career as cage fighters, and Ton reprimanded a caller in a Cajun-like fashion. The rest of the show was spent discussing different ways to style chest hair with the callers. If you missed it, get yourself to the Audio section immediately.
March 17, 2010
Happy St. Patrick's Day to all out Irish friends out there. This day is especially important for Ton because his ancestors single-handedly put an end to Ireland's great potato famine in 1852. Here's a photo of the Lord Lieutenant of Ireland, and Ton's great-great-great-great-grandfather, Seamus Tonington Cline. The resemblance is uncanny. By the way, there's a new edition of The Five Count this Saturday. Listen Live at 11 p.m. We have no idea what to expect...
Photo by Joe Eggen
March 14, 2010
Last night's show was our special "Tribute to Troma" show, featuring an exclusic interview with the President of Troma Entertainment and Creator of The Toxic Avenger, Lloyd Kaufman. During the show we talked to Lloyd about the behind the scenes happenings of Troma, his 40 years as a filmmaker, the dangers of media consolidation, and all the upcoming projects we can expect from Troma in the near future. He even invited us to be extras in the upcoming "Toxic Avenger 5: The Toxic Twins" film. We also played numerous songs from Troma classics. It's available in the Audio section if you missed it for some reason.
March 9, 2010
The Five Count will broadcast our very special "Tribute to Troma" show this Saturday at 11 p.m. In addition to music from various Troma films, the show will feature an exclusive interview with the President of Troma Entertainment and Creator of The Toxic Avenger, Lloyd Kaufman!
Troma Entertainment is the oldest independent film company in the world and has released several cult classics (Toxic Avenger, Poultrygeist, Class of Nuke 'Em High, Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D., etc...) all directed by Lloyd Kaufman. Find out more about Troma by clicking on the photo below. You can also check out various Troma videos below the photo and scroll down a few entries to watch Lloyd's brilliant video about the dangers of media consolidation. The "Tribute to Troma" show, this Saturday at 11 p.m. Don't miss it!
March 7, 2010
Even though the funk dust had settled, The Five Count was back with a vengeance last night. During the show we gave a caller some advice on how to impress his dates and rock the box, warned dorm residents about the dangers of babies having babies, and Ton explained what it takes to be the sauce boss. It's in the Audio section for all to cherish.
March 3, 2010
A brand new edition of The Five Count this Saturday. Listen Live at 11 p.m. as Dustin and Ton show you all why the odds are in their favorite. Hit the Music!
Last night's edition of The Five Count was the final installment of our month-long "Funkuary" shows. During the show we got real sweaty while getiin' down, recounted Ton's recent date with KMSU's Ms. Lona, and shared stories about the days at Studio 55-Count (which was just like Studio 54, only it was in Ton's bedroom.) We have it in the Audio section for your listening enjoyment.
February 24, 2010
The Five Count returns this Saturday with our final installment of "Funkuary"! Listen Live at 11 p.m. this Saturday night! Ain't nothin' to it but to do it, baby!
February 21, 2010
After a week-long furlough, we returned last night with another installment of "Funkuary" on The Five Count. During the show we discussed the logistics of having our own backing-band follow us around, tried to set up Ton with the girl who works at the pretzel hut in the mall, and we planned a trip to the beach. We also changed the name of the show to "The Fudge Count" for the last five minutes of the show. Head to the Audio section to relive the funk.
February 18, 2010
After a brief hiatus, The Five Count returns with another installment of "Funkuary" this Saturday! Tune in at 11 p.m. for "A Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadoloop" like nobody's business!
February 14, 2010
Happy Valentine's Day from your friends at The Five Count. Because there was no show last night (and because Dustin and Ton are in like with you) we have added two special Valentine's Day shows in the Audio Vault! Go there now and secure your "doin' it" soundtrack for the evening. We will be back with another installment of "Funkuary" this Saturday. Remember to keep it wrapped up folks! Kids having kids is not cool...
February 13, 2010
Here's some important news from your friends at The Five Count! First of all, don't forget there will be no show tonight. KMSU will be simulcasting "Trivia in 3-D" from their sister station, KVSC 88.1 FM-St. Cloud. There is more info about that in the previous post. To make up for the absence, we will offer some new additions to the "Audio Vault" tomorrow to get you through the next week.
The other important announcement? We will be airing a special "Tribute to Troma" show next month featuring an exclusive interview with president of Troma Entertainment and creator of The Toxic Avenger, Lloyd Kaufman! Mr. Kaufman is a world-renowned director, producer, actor, author, and has championed the cause of independent media for over 30 years. Keep checking back for more updates in the coming weeks. In the meantime, spread the word about the dangers of media consolidation...
Feruary 10, 2010
There is no show this Saturday due to KMSU's partnering with KVSC 88.1 FM in St. Cloud to bring listeners 50 Hours of Trivia. KMSU will simulcast "Trivia in 3D" over the weekend of Friday Feb. 12 (starting at 4:30 p.m.) through Sunday, Feb. 14 (until 7 p.m.)
The Five Count will return with another installment of "Funkuary" on Feb. 20. Also, make sure to check for some new additions to the "Audio Vault" this Saturday. It's our way of helping to tide you over until we get back to the airwaves. If you have any requests for the "Vault" let us know. Smell ya later...
February 7 , 2010
Last night's show was the first installment of "Funkuary", The Five Count's month-long dedication to the funk. During the show we busted out on the funk, gave shout-outs to a deathbed-ridden Ton, and Dustin's grandma called in to discuss embroidery floss. If you missed the show you can get your funk fix in the Audio.
February 3, 2010
This Saturday, The Five Count won't be your typical "Jive Count". In fact, the entire month of February will now be known as "Funkuary". Tune in to The Five Count at 11 p.m. this Saturday and every Saturday this month for a lesson in getting funky!
During last night's show we celebrated Princemas! We discussed all the reasons why Prince is so great, told the story of how Prince gave Ton his name, and thwarted the sophomoric efforts of the Princemas Grinch, a/k/a the Dirty Birds. Several rugs were defaced during the making of this show. Visit the Audio section to relive the magic.
January 27, 2010
This Saturday The Five Count will be celebrating Princemas! It's sort of like Christmas, but with way more Prince! Tune in at 11 p.m. to hear what real music sounds like...
January 24, 2010
During last night's show we described the similarities between Ton and Udo Dirkschneider, the singer for the metal band Accept, shared tips on proper chest waxing, and stirred up an on-air reunion with our former sponsor Finish Line Liquors. If you missed out, go to the Audio section to listen to it when you aren't so busy.
January 23, 2010
Tonight is your night, bro! Tune into The Five Count at 11 p.m. to hear the best hour of radio this side of the Iron Curtain. If you can't wait, head over to the Audio section to listen to a whole bunch of old stuff. Either way, it's all cream cheese. Also, here's a video put together by Five Count listener Joe Eggen. It has girls in bikinis. Enjoy...
January 17, 2010
During last night's show Ton talked about proper loofah usage, we explained the dangers of having "relations" with cattle, and discussed the similarities between the general manager of the station and Bono. It was uncanny! Please head over to the Audio section if you missed it.
January 13, 2010
We have a new episode of the show in "The Vault" for your listening pleasure. It was a very special edition of the show from the summer of '08. We couldn't help but notice that the listeners have been letting themselves go. So for this show, with the help of former heavyweight wrestling champion Hulk Hogan and his patented workout program, we set out to try and get Southern Minnesota back into shape. Check it out in the Audio section.
If there's a special show you would like to hear from the past, send us a line and we'll put it in "The Vault" for you.
January 10, 2010
During last night's show we spent a lot of time apologizing for our past chauvinistic digressions. Ton was especially disappointed about his tendency to be piggish in the past. During the show we also compared David Bowie to the McDonald's Big Mac Moon, planned a hacky-sacking road trip to Oregon, and Ton talked with a caller in great detail about the art of sandwich making. It was the most misogynistless show ever! If you missed it, visit the Audio section.
January 9, 2010
Don't forget to tune in for a brand new edition of The Five Count tonight! What can you expect? We have no idea, but we know you won't want to miss it. In the meantime, check out this video. It'll make you think...
January 3, 2010
Last night we danced our way into the new year with our special "Sweatin' to The Five Count" program. During the show we tried to sell Birk into slavery, discussed the striking similarities between Ton and Roy Orbison, and sweated profusely as we simultaneously boogied and oogied into 2010. If you missed it, head over to the Audio section to find out what everyone will be talking about at work Monday morning. Also, behold Dustin Wilmes, the new year's baby, below...
