Welcome To The Five Count Website Please make yourself at home. While you’re here, you can listen to current shows, past shows, celebrity interviews, and check out The Five Count House Band in the Audio Section. You can find out what music you might hear on the show by checking out the Playlists. You can join us on one of the social-networking sites we whore ourselves out on, likeFacebook and YouTube. You can visit our sister-site Save the Crumbs. You can stare at our picture for a while. Whichever path you choose, thanks for visiting and be sure to tell your friends about us. Make sure you check back often for news and updates.
News + Update
January 25, 2012
Attention Southern-Minnesota! There's no need to draw giant red X's on your calendars any longer. It's time for The Five Count's third annual Princemas celebration! Listen Live at 11 p.m. this Saturday for the tradition all the kids are talkin' about. It's Princemas time on The Five Count!
January 22, 2012
Last Night's edition of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with Prince Markie Dee. Markie Dee is best known as one-third of the legendary hip hop group, The Fat Boys. During the show he talked about the early days of hip hop, the death of the Human Beat Box, and ripping off Freddy Krueger's nose. As an added bonus, The Fat Boys' Kool Rock-Ski also joined us on the air. Two Fat Boys for the price of one! The Audio section has the goods.
January 18, 2012
The Five Count is back (but never whack) this Saturday with an exclusive interview with Prince Markie Dee. Markie Dee is best known as one-third of the legendary hip hop group, The Fat Boys. He also starred in the films Krush Groove and Disorderlies, and produced albums for several artists including Mariah Carey and Mary J. Blige. Listen Live at 11 p.m. this Saturday for Prince Markie Dee!
January 15, 2012
We called somebody's momma for last night's installment of The Five Count. During the show we tried to raise funds for famine relief in Africa, Ton mourned the lack of natural bosoms in today's cinema, and we sculpted our sideburns into various shapes. Racing stripes were our decoration of choice. Get your shaving soundtrack in the Audio section.
January 11, 2012
The Five Count returns this Saturday to mop the floor with Southern Minnesota. Listen Live at 11 p.m. for the audio beating of your lives. It'll be just like that movie 3 Ninjas: High Noon At Mega Mountain, but with way more toilet humor. Don't be late!
Artwork by Juston "Ton" Cline
January 8, 2012
After technical issues kept us off the air last week, we returned to celebrate a "Happy Nuge Year" for last night's edition of The Five Count. During the show we announced the groundbreaking for the all new "Ton's Safari" resort, discussed blowing glass made from the granulated bones of endangered species, and played enough Ted Nugent to ensure the new year starts off on the right foot. Happy Nuge Year, everybody! Relive the party in the Audio section.
January 1, 2012
Happy New Year from The Five Count! We apologize for the no-show last night. The weather caused some technical mishaps that knocked KMSU off the air, so we weren't able to bring you our "Happy Nuge Year" show. We realize most of you planned your nights around the The Five Count, so we hope it didn't ruin your New Year's Eve. We will celebrate "Happy Nuge Year" this coming Saturday instead. Since it'll be our first show of 2012, it should still count, right?
