Audio Posts

The Five Count’s Thanksgiving Leftovers…

Check Playlist During this episode of The Five Count we shared our Black Friday shopping experiences, Ton explained why he enjoys swallowing the juices from his chewing tobacco, and we played all our favorite songs about leftovers. We were stuffed by show’s end!

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The Five Count Ruins Dinner…

Check Playlist During this episode of The Five Count we compared sweaters, discussed the dangers of using the Internet, and Ton explained how to ruin Thanksgiving dinner with gluten-free foods. Happy Thanksgiving!

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The Five Count’s Creamed Corn Of The Dog…

Check Playlist During this episode of The Five Count we explained the proper ways to eat Fun Dip, had an in-depth discussion about creamed corn, and paid tribute to Five Count alumnus Dan McCafferty of Nazareth. We played Nazareth’s Hair of the Dog album in its entirety!

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The Five Count’s Missing French Fries…

Check Playlist During this episode of The Five Count we discussed our recent experience at a Judas Priest concert, heard the tale of Ronald McDonald’s missing french fries, and tried to figure out why no one likes Dick Tracy anymore. We also paid tribute to Jerry Lee Lewis!

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A Chat With WWE’s Demolition Smash…

The Five Count recently had a chance to speak with pro wrestler Barry Darsow. Barry is best known as Smash, one-half of the tag team Demolition. He was also known as Repo Man, Krusher Kruschev and The Blacktop Bully. Barry is a former NWA Mid-Atlantic Heavyweight Champion, NWA United States Tag Team Champion, NWA World…

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The Five Count’s 2022 Halloween Special…

Check Playlist This episode of The Five Count was our special Halloween episode for 2022! During the show we argued about Halloween candy, explained how Ton was the inspiration for the “Hunk” costumes you find at the local Halloween outlets, and heard the story of the film Ghostbusters 2. Who knew there was a sequel?

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The Five Count Live At The Apollo…

Check Playlist During this episode of The Five Count we paid tribute to Five Count Alumnus Mike Schank, celebrated the 60th anniversary of James Brown & The Famous Flames’ album Live at the Apollo, and begged for money for KMSU’s pledge drive. Thanks to everyone for your support!

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The Five Count Exercises Together…

Check Playlist During this episode of The Five Count we paid tribute to Five Count Alumnus Judy Tenuta, discussed our favorite campfire ghost stories, and partook in a sensuous exercise program for lovers and intimate friends. The show was broadcast from Ton’s garage!

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The Five Count Rides A Pony With Loretta Lynn & Coolio…

Check Playlist During this episode of The Five Count we argued about which candy bars old men like the best, paid tribute to Coolio and Loretta Lynn, and went to a dance recital with My Little Pony. We all grieve in different ways!

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The Five Count Featuring Infinity Spatial Imaging…

Check Playlist During this episode of The Five Count we tried to explain why Dustin’s head is so large, defended ourselves after being deemed “not metal enough” to interview the band Meshuggah, and introduced the listeners to Infinity Spatial Imaging. Their car stereos have never sounded better!

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