Audio Posts

A Chat With Roseanne & The Conners’ Lecy Goranson…

The Five Count recently had a chance to speak with actress Lecy Goranson. Lecy is best known for her role as “Becky Conner” on the TV shows Roseanne and The Conners. She’s also appeared in films like Boys Don’t Cry, How to Make an American Quilt, and TV shows like Sex and the City and Inside Amy Schumer. See her in the new season of The Conners on ABC on Wednesday nights!

An Evening With Catbath’s Travis Franklin…

This installment of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with musician Travis Franklin. Travis is best known as the singer and guitarist for the band Catbath. Hailing from Minneapolis, MN, Catbath has been shredding furniture with their power-hooky grunge since the early 2010s. During the show he discussed recent changes in the band, recording new songs for an upcoming album, and their latest album Table Scraps. Get your copy today!

During the rest of the show we discussed hiring AC/DC to play at our birthday parties, said hurtful things to Ton’s Siri, and tried to convince area-bands to let us record 7” split albums with them. We’ll take the B-sides!

The Five Count’s Descent Into Madness…

During this edition of The Five Count we continued our slow descent into madness, discussed whether or not you can still enjoy films like Revenge of the Nerds today, and Ton contemplated buying a hammock. It will most likely be a banana hammock!

The Five Count Goes Mormon…

During this episode of The Five Count we discussed opening our own video rental store after the announcement Family Video was going out of business, explained why storming the U.S. Capital is a bad idea, and we learned about the joys of Mormonism. Ton was a Latter-day Saint by show’s end!

The Five Count Is Still Alive…

This was the first episode of The Five Count for 2021! During the show we rejoiced in the fact that we survived the year 2020, Ton complained about how tough it is to find a quality pair of mittens, and we paid tribute to Five Count Alumni Luke Harper, Dawn Wells and Adolfo “Shabba Doo” Quinones. The year 2020 was a rough one!

A Five Count Christmas 2020…

This was our annual “A Five Count Christmas” episode of The Five Count! During the show we played all our favorite holiday tunes, discussed our bright spots of the past year, heard the story of Wonder Woman and the prisoners of Christmas Island, and had our annual Five Count gift exchange. Happy Holidays from your favorite yuletide hunks!

The Five Count Christmas Eve With Mrs. Miller…

This was a special Christmas Eve edition of The Five Count. During the show we argued about the proper way to make peanut butter blossom cookies, paid tribute to Tommy “Tiny” Lister, played songs from the new Silent Night, Deadly Night soundtrack, unearthed two interviews we conducted with Mrs. Elva Miller in the 1960s, and spoke with Mrs. Miller’s nephew, Jeff Springer, about Mrs. Miller’s new album A Christmas Gift from Mrs. Miller …and Other Stocking Stuffers. Get your copy now!

A Chat With The Dukes Of Hazzard’s John Schneider…

The Five Count recently had a chance to chat with actor and musician John Schneider. John is best known for his role as ” Beauregard ‘Bo’ Duke” on the TV show The Dukes of Hazzard. He’s also appeared on TV shows like Curb Your Enthusiasm, Smallville, Nip/Tuck and The Haves and the Have Nots. His new film Stand On It is available now!

The Five Count & The Big COVID-19 Mix-Up…

During this installment of The Five Count we discussed the upcoming season of Cobra Kai, Ton read passages from his diary from 2013, and we heard the story of Rainbow Brite and the big color mix-up. It was a show suitable for framing!

An Evening With Macy Gray…

This edition of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with musician Macy Gray. Macy is best known for hits like Do Something, Shoo Be Doo and I Try. She’s also appeared in films like Training Day, Scary Movie 3 and Spider-Man. During the show she discussed her upcoming album, what she’s been doing during the pandemic, and her non-profit foundation MyGood. If you’ve been a victim of police violence and need financial help, head to MyGood.org!

During the rest of the show we discussed the recent retirement of WWE’s The Undertaker, heard the story of the Super Mario Bros. in The Perilous Pit, and Dustin announced he recently tested positive for COVID-19. It gave Ton an excuse to do the whole show over the phone from inside his new Mercedes!