During this edition of The Five Count we explained why we weren’t doing a tribute to The Eagles after Glenn Frey died, discussed our favorite American Gladiators, told stories about smuggling honey into a ZZ Top concert, listed all the practical uses for bamboo, and reminisced about the time the band Napalm Death showed up on the TV show Alf. They really knew how to whip up a circle-pit in the ’80s!