Audio Posts

An Evening With The Babys’ John Waite…

Check Playlist This episode of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with musician John Waite. John is best known as the singer for the The Babys and Bad English. He’s also had a very successful solo career. During the show he discussed his nearly 50-year career in music, his new album Anything, and his…

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The Five Count’s New Year’s Eve Dance Party…

Check Playlist This was our special “New Year’s Eve Dance Party” episode of The Five Count! During the show we discussed all the cool parties we were invited to in our youth, tried to decide which cosmetic surgeries Ton should have done before year’s end, and danced our way to 2023 with all your favorite…

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The Five Count’s James Brown Christmas…

Check Playlist This episode of The Five Count was our annual “A Five Count Christmas” special! During the show we exchanged gifts, discussed recording a Christmas album, and played enough James Brown to give the gentle listeners some go power at Christmas time! Merry Christmas!

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‘Twas The Week Before Five Count Christmas…

Check Playlist This was a special “’Twas the Week Before Five Count Christmas” edition of The Five Count! During the show we explained why The Nutcracker is gross, heard Christmas stories from Giggles the Elf and Ronald McDonald, and discussed holiday potty training. Happy Holidays!

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A Chat With WWE’s Damian Priest…

The Five Count recently had a chance to speak with WWE Superstar Damian Priest. Damian is a former ROH World Television Champion, NXT North American Champion, and WWE United States Champion. He’s currently a member of the WWE faction The Judgment Day. See him live as part of WWE’s Holiday Tour Supershow on Dec. 18…

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The Five Count’s Murder In Playland…

Check Playlist During this episode of The Five Count we discussed why the mall isn’t as magical as it used to be, Ton explained why he loves the TV show Murder, She Wrote so much, and we went on a trip to Playland with Pac-Man. We celebrated by crumbling Cheetos on our eggnog!

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Another Evening With The “Weird Al” Yankovic Band’s Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz…

Check Playlist This episode of The Five Count featured our second exclusive interview with Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz. Bermuda is best known as the longtime drummer for the “Weird Al” Yankovic band. He has played on every “Weird Al” Yankovic album dating back to 1983. During the show he discussed balancing his photography career with his…

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The Five Count’s Thanksgiving Leftovers…

Check Playlist During this episode of The Five Count we shared our Black Friday shopping experiences, Ton explained why he enjoys swallowing the juices from his chewing tobacco, and we played all our favorite songs about leftovers. We were stuffed by show’s end!

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The Five Count Ruins Dinner…

Check Playlist During this episode of The Five Count we compared sweaters, discussed the dangers of using the Internet, and Ton explained how to ruin Thanksgiving dinner with gluten-free foods. Happy Thanksgiving!

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The Five Count’s Creamed Corn Of The Dog…

Check Playlist During this episode of The Five Count we explained the proper ways to eat Fun Dip, had an in-depth discussion about creamed corn, and paid tribute to Five Count alumnus Dan McCafferty of Nazareth. We played Nazareth’s Hair of the Dog album in its entirety!

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