thanksgiving

The Five Count’s Shonen Knife Thanksgiving…

Check Playlist During this episode of The Five Count we talked at length about the band Blind Melon, Ton revealed he was the bodybuilder “Little Hercules” when he was a child, and we played all our favorite Shonen Knife food songs for our “Shonen Knife Thanksgiving” celebration. Happy Thanksgiving from your favorite radio turkeys!

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The Five Count’s Thanksgiving Leftovers…

Check Playlist During this episode of The Five Count we shared our Black Friday shopping experiences, Ton explained why he enjoys swallowing the juices from his chewing tobacco, and we played all our favorite songs about leftovers. We were stuffed by show’s end!

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The Five Count Ruins Dinner…

Check Playlist During this episode of The Five Count we compared sweaters, discussed the dangers of using the Internet, and Ton explained how to ruin Thanksgiving dinner with gluten-free foods. Happy Thanksgiving!

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An Evening With The Three Tremors’ Sean “The Hell Destroyer” Peck…

Check Playlist This edition of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with Sean “The Hell Destroyer” Peck. Sean is best known as one-third of the band The Three Tremors. He’s also played with bands like Cage and Death Dealer. During the show he discussed what it’s like working with The Three Tremors, their new…

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The Five Count’s Rocky V Thanksgiving…

Check Playlist During this episode of The Five Count we commemorated the 30th anniversary of Rocky V, heard the story of when Rocky Balboa went toe-to-toe with Clubber Lang, and discussed which pro wrestlers fared best in Hollywood. Happy Thanksgiving!

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The Five Count Hypnotizes Mr. Ed For Thanksgiving…

Check Playlist During this installment of The Five Count we discussed bathing with Robocop, heard from a woman from Russia who wants to be romantically-involved with Ton, reminisced about our favorite slot car tracks, learned valuable lessons from Mr. Ed, and hypnotized the listeners into curbing their appetites. Happy Thanksgiving!

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The Five Count Gon’ Give It To Ya…

Check Playlist During this episode of The Five Count we discussed the dangers of getting your head caught in a popcorn popper, Dustin complained about how lousy his Thanksgiving was, Ton explained the proper way to prepare Thanksgiving leftovers, and we paid tribute to AC/DC’s Malcolm Young. We salute you!

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The Five Count’s Leftover Turkey…

Check Playlist This was a special “leftover turkey” edition of The Five Count. During the show we talked turkey, Ton told a story about old ladies taking dumps at the grocery store, we discussed what type of music the pilgrims listened to, explained why Ton loves Eric Clapton so much, and gave the listeners a…

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The Five Count’s Fatso Show…

Check Playlist During this fattening episode of The Five Count we used public-shaming and hypnosis to help the listeners shed those Thanksgiving pounds, discussed our favorite fictional bands from movies and TV shows, tried to figure out why those Beethoven dogs have barrels of booze strapped to them, and explained how to prepare a turdunken…

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The Five Count Gives Thanks…

Check Playlist This was a special “Thanksgiving edition” of The Five Count. During the show we played songs about food and thankfulness, discussed our recent Q&A session with country music legend Tom T. Hall, explained Ton’s ongoing-rivalry with Alanis Morissette, and paid tribute to the late wrestling great “Mad Dog” Vachon. Thanks to everyone for…

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