This was another “A Five Count Christmas” edition of The Five Count. During the show we discussed our favorite holiday foods, spoke with Predator about the true meaning of Christmas, tried to figure out why the Three Wise Men gave Baby Jesus so many lousy gifts, and sang our favorite Christmas carols with Rainbow Brite. Happy Holidays, gentle listeners!
We celebrated Princemas Eve for this installment of The Five Count! During the show we played some of our favorite Princemas carols, discussed our favorite venues to see live music, Ton explained which social settings call for banana hammocks, and we spoke with Duane Tudahl, Prince expert and author of the book “Prince and the Purple Rain Era Studio Sessions: 1983 and 1984.” No Prince fan should be without it!
During this episode of The Five Count we discussed the dangers of getting your head caught in a popcorn popper, Dustin complained about how lousy his Thanksgiving was, Ton explained the proper way to prepare Thanksgiving leftovers, and we paid tribute to AC/DC’s Malcolm Young. We salute you!
This installment of The Five Count was our annual Halloween Spooktacular! During the show we discussed our favorite invisible men, explained the pros and cons of using candy corn in sexual situations, and tried our darnedest to rake in pledge drive dollars for our host station, KMSU-Mankato. Happy Halloween!
During this episode of The Five Count we payed tribute to the late Tom Petty, Dustin described his recent experience at a Hanson concert, Ton explained how he can give people genital warts with his guitar solos, and we discussed in great detail why some men sit down when they pee. Apparently, it happens more often than you’d think. Wipe the seat!
During a recent trip to The Five Count Audio Vault, we unearthed an interesting recording we forget existed. In the midst of the summer of 2013 we were approached by a gentleman from Minneapolis’ Stubble Magazine who wanted to write a feature on us. Unfortunately, that story was never published. The good news is we had the foresight to record the interview Stubble’s Tom Q. Johnson conducted with us for the article. It’s an interesting look (listen) into the origins of The Five Count and what we were complaining about back in 2013.
During this installment of The Five Count we paid tribute to actor Bernie Casey and wrestling legend Bobby “The Brain” Heenan, Ton set the record straight on why he left his job at Hy-Vee, we discussed which song we would like to own handwritten lyrics for, and we spoke with Joe Simko & Jeff Zapata, the directors of the documentary 30 Years of Garbage: The Garbage Pail Kids Story. After that, Ton knitted a wiener sweater!
This episode of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with actor Bruce Campbell. Bruce is best known for his role as “Ash Williams” in the films The Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn, and Army of Darkness. He’s also appeared in films like Spider-Man, Bubba Ho-Tep, Fargo, and Maniac Cop. During the show he discussed portraying the “Ash” character for almost 40 years, the upcoming season of his TV show Ash vs Evil Dead, and his new book “Further Confessions of a B Movie Actor.” Groovy!
During the rest of the show we discussed the Mayweather/McGregor fight, practiced our death metal growls, and gave away tickets to see WWE Live on Sept. 4 at Mayo Civic Center in Rochester.
We commemorated two major milestones for this edition of The Five Count. During the show we celebrated Ton’s birthday, discussed the rumor that Ivan Drago will be appearing in the film Creed 2, Ton received Robocop trading cards and a birthday greeting from K.I.T.T. from Knight Rider, and we played Def Leppard’s Hysteria album in its entirety to celebrate the 30th anniversary of its release. We poured sugar all over everything!
During this installment of the show we once again reminded the listeners to say no to drugs, Ton shared his thoughts on Bill Cosby and separating the art from the artist, we discussed what Mexican food Jesus likes, and which movie soundtracks are our favorites. It’s O.K. to say no to drugs, but not to The Five Count!