Specialty Shows

The Five Count In Wonderland…

Check Playlist During this episode of The Five Count we took a trip to Wonderland with Alice, Ton explained the dos and don’ts of roasting cauliflower, and we tried to decide which celebrities would be more entertaining as mummies. We also celebrated the birthday of longtime listener Billy Floyd Shouts!

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The Five Count Is For The Ladies…

Check Playlist This was a special Valentine’s Day episode of The Five Count! During the show we discussed Ozzy Osbourne’s recent retirement from live touring, decided which sitcoms from the ‘80s and ‘90s we would make guest appearances on, and played all sorts of songs for the ladies. Happy Valentine’s Day!

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The Five Count’s 14th Annual Princemas Celebration…

Check Playlist This episode of The Five Count was our 14th annual Princemas celebration! During the show we discussed Tom Cruise recruiting Hulk Hogan for Scientology, Ton listed-off all his favorite metal bands from the ‘90s, and we played all your favorite Prince songs. Merry Princemas!

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The Five Count In The Cabbage Patch…

Check Playlist During this episode of The Five Count we took a trip to the cabbage patch, discussed which wrestling rides they should make at Disneyland if Vince McMahon sells WWE to Disney, and announced that Five Count alumnus Michael Angelo Batio now plays guitar for Manowar. Could there possibly be anything more metal than…

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The Five Count’s New Year’s Eve Dance Party…

Check Playlist This was our special “New Year’s Eve Dance Party” episode of The Five Count! During the show we discussed all the cool parties we were invited to in our youth, tried to decide which cosmetic surgeries Ton should have done before year’s end, and danced our way to 2023 with all your favorite…

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The Five Count’s James Brown Christmas…

Check Playlist This episode of The Five Count was our annual “A Five Count Christmas” special! During the show we exchanged gifts, discussed recording a Christmas album, and played enough James Brown to give the gentle listeners some go power at Christmas time! Merry Christmas!

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‘Twas The Week Before Five Count Christmas…

Check Playlist This was a special “’Twas the Week Before Five Count Christmas” edition of The Five Count! During the show we explained why The Nutcracker is gross, heard Christmas stories from Giggles the Elf and Ronald McDonald, and discussed holiday potty training. Happy Holidays!

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The Five Count’s Thanksgiving Leftovers…

Check Playlist During this episode of The Five Count we shared our Black Friday shopping experiences, Ton explained why he enjoys swallowing the juices from his chewing tobacco, and we played all our favorite songs about leftovers. We were stuffed by show’s end!

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The Five Count Ruins Dinner…

Check Playlist During this episode of The Five Count we compared sweaters, discussed the dangers of using the Internet, and Ton explained how to ruin Thanksgiving dinner with gluten-free foods. Happy Thanksgiving!

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The Five Count’s Creamed Corn Of The Dog…

Check Playlist During this episode of The Five Count we explained the proper ways to eat Fun Dip, had an in-depth discussion about creamed corn, and paid tribute to Five Count alumnus Dan McCafferty of Nazareth. We played Nazareth’s Hair of the Dog album in its entirety!

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