This was a special April Fools Day edition of The Five Count. During the show we played April Fools jokes on the listeners, talked with a scientist about the dangers of Snapchat, shared our favorite memories of Fat Vegas Ozzy, discussed the upcoming Wrestlemania supercard, and basically acted like fools throughout the entire show. Thanks for listening, fools!
This episode of The Five Count was a special tribute to Chuck Berry. During the show we played our favorite Chuck Berry tunes, discussed our favorite Wrestlemanias with Predator, explained why the New Kids on the Block were better than New Edition, scoured the Internet for the leaked sex tapes of WWE Superstar Paige, played with Ton’s new Mozart finger puppet, and complained about the first half of our show being erased by more technical mishaps. It never ends!
This installment of The Five Count took place at the bowling alley. During the show we listened to our favorite bowling tunes, discussed why we’d rather live in the Arctic than a deserted island, Ton explained how he lost his hand in a ball return and now has numerous accessories he can connect to his arm, and we learned how to be bowling experts from professional bowler Billy Golembiewski. Since the show went so well, The Five Count will soon be inducted into the National Polish-American Sports Hall of Fame! We were bowled over!
This installment of The Five Count was a special Valentine’s Day celebration. During the show we recruited our pal Fabio to help set the mood for the evening, discussed our favorite bands’ worst albums, tried to delve into the mysterious world of Facebook Live, and left a trail of pepperonis to your bedroom. If you couldn’t get laid with this show on in the background, there’s no hope for you!
This episode of The Five Count was our eighth annual Princemas celebration! During the show we played our favorite Prince songs, Dustin discussed his upcoming trip to Paisley Park, Ton defended his love for Harry Potter, we argued about which Gary Busey film is the best, and decided which shade of purple to paint Ton’s bedroom. Merry Princemas!
This episode of The Five Count was our “Tribute to Dead Guys” for 2016. During the show we paid tribute to all our favorite people who died over the past year, decided Prince was the biggest loss of 2016, planned our own tributes for when one of us dies, and closed the books on another successful year of great radio. Happy New Year from The Five Count! We hope you survive 2017!
This was a special “leftover turkey” edition of The Five Count. During the show we talked turkey, Ton told a story about old ladies taking dumps at the grocery store, we discussed what type of music the pilgrims listened to, explained why Ton loves Eric Clapton so much, and gave the listeners a refresher course in friendship, safety, health and manners. You’ll be back on track, just in time for Santa!
This installment of the show was The Five Count’s 2016 Election Special! During the show we played our favorite presidential tunes, we discussed all our favorite presidents from past and present, checked to see how Harambe was doing in the polls, Ton reminisced about his time as president of the Yngwie Malmsteen Fan Club, and we reminded the listeners to vote or die. We made great radio great again!
This edition of The Five Count was our special Halloween extravaganza! During the show we played some hella-scary tunes, spoke on the phone with Predator about our favorite Halloween costumes, told stories about shooting pumpkins with Super Soaker’s full of gasoline, and tried our best to scare up some pledge dollars for KMSU. It’s frightening how much money we raised! Happy Halloween!