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This was the special “Ton’s Birthday Blowout” edition of The Five Count. Everything was going swimmingly until we realized Ton didn’t show up for his own party. Out of anger, the show was quickly changed to the “Caller One Birthday Blowout” show. Caller One was much more appreciative. Blow out the candles and listen below… [Audio clip: view full post…

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During this edition of The Five Count we discussed the advantages of full-contact courting, the approaching Friendship Day holiday, and the mystery of Ton’s recent bout of Dutch Elm disease. It was radio at its finest. Listen here… [Audio clip: view full post to listen] Check The Playlist

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We spent this edition of The Five Count talking about how we spent our vacation. Birk spent it eating Spam in Austin. Ton spent it rescuing wimps from burning buildings. Dustin spent it alone, watching Ghostbusters. Birk followed up that discussion by bashing Prince. The rest of the show fell apart from there. Pick up the pieces here… [Audio clip:…

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Someone or something stole the general manager’s meat from the station fridge before this installment of the show. The Five Count teamed up with The Dirty Birds to solve the mystery. We left no stone or caller one unturned. Unfortunately, the mystery of Gully’s missing meat continues. Make sure your meat is secure before heading below for the show… [Audio…

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This edition of The Five Count featured a rousing game of truth or dare with The Dirty Birds, a discussion about the effects of gravity on the digestive systems of canaries, and fire safety. A lot of ground was covered and a lot of love was felt. You can feel the love below… [Audio clip: view full post to listen]…

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This was our special “Tribute to America” edition of the show. All the music was dedicated to our great country. We discussed our love for this great nation and gave thanks to the great men and women who sacrificed their lives to make this country great. Ton also shared some tips on how to make bombs out of sparklers. It’s…

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This edition of The Five Count was dedicated to the music of Michael Jackson. We shared stories about how MJ influenced our lives, including how he planted the seed for the inception of The Mothership Connection show that Ton used to co-host. It was beautiful. R.I.P. MJ! Honor his memory here… [Audio clip: view full post to listen] Check The…

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Just when you thought it was safe to tune back into great radio, The Five Count is back! For this show, we wasted no time in continuing the brutal onslaught of the dead horse we’ve been beating for years. We discussed our adventures at the Malibu Sands Beach Resort, slayed some audio dragons, and Ton (not his normal self due…

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This was the special “Five Years of Five Count” anniversary show. We played our favorite clips from past shows, reminisced about the good ol’ days with the Brotherhood of Ton, and made new memories that will last a lifetime. We also premiered the brand new song Five Years of Five Count (Help Me Out, Lube Me Up) by The Five…

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This episode of The Five Count is from Feb. 2, 2008. It featured a special interview with Jon Mikl Thor and his guitar player Steve Price. Thor is a former Mr. USA body builder, creator of the “muscle rock” musical genre, and writer, producer, and star of the cult film Rock ‘N’ Roll Nightmare. During the show we discussed the…